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So you want to listen to and/or buy the EP that we recently put on CD...
In all honesty, that recording was nothing more than a practice/experimentation session for
us. It was the first time that we had ever tried to record on something like what we used, and it was also our
first time with a second vocalist. Because of those two factors, (as well as a few other smaller ones) the final product isn't
anything that we'd ever really want to sell, or even promote. I'm pretty sure that there's one copy of it floating around,
and I'm willing to bet that the one copy alone will be enough to prove my point. It'll also help support what all of
us have known since the day Jono and The Glass on Cobblestone Street was formed: Our poorest effort still kicks the shit out
of the best final product that all other bands can manage.
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The number above indicates how many people have contracted Syphilis from being in or around the Black Box Theater
since 9/17/04.
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Never in the Boundlessness of Time Has...
...Any person, being, or notion had more impact on life as we know it than this upcoming demo entitled
The Search For the Turtle Doves. I wish I could describe it, but the words necessary to do so do not exist.
The song titles (which are subject to change) are as follows:
Red Skinny Bastard
Oliver Grapes
Junk in the Trunk
Symbiotic Relation (A Journey Through Time)
Unfortunately, we relied on an incompetent producer to take care of the odds and ends
of the demo. If his mistakes can't be fixed, I can already guarantee you all that he will be castrated, beaten, and
strangled with wires from his defective recording equipment.
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| Brady will die if this demo doesn't turn out |
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