Jono and The Glass on Cobblestone Street
The "List"

It's a shame that so many have done such a great injustice to themselves by ending up on this list

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The following people will never be allowed to have anything to do with the band's actions, or even anything in remote relation to the band:
 
  • Deets
  • Cubby Nark
  • Aaron Carr
  • Andrew Bergee 
  • Ms. Breening
  • Derrek "Hollywood" Nelson
  • Dr. Phil
  • French People (except Tony Parker)
  • The creators of DOA: Xtreme Beach Volley Ball 
  • ALL cast members of the TV sitcom Home Improvement
  • All members of the band Midnight Tea
  • The black box theater
  • FST teachers with excess "Junk in the trunk"
  • Stretching before exercise
  • Anyone responsible for the making of Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun In The Hood
  • Lists inferior to this one 
  • Ray Liotta
  • The phrase "Shock and Awe"
  • Protesters (AKA: Worthless pieces of shit)
  • Youth "action" groups
  • People who go tanning
  • People who think that Boston Public is a good show
  • People
  • Vegetarians

 

 

*These individuals/ideas/misc. have gone to great lengths to secure their unfortunate fate of an eternity on the 'List'

If anyone on the "List" can successfully make Jono tap out in a submission match, there will be a brief reconsideration on my part regarding whether or not that person truly does belong on the dreaded "List"

But keep in mind that a loss to Jono will almost certainly result in the creation of an 'abstract' computer drawing focused around the loser.

*Anyone who claims the "List" is cruel, no longer makes sense, or questions the purpose of it is subject to be put on the "List"

Down with France
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I love how the "List" brings out the best in us all.  Especially the people on it.